How to grow giant watermelons part 1 (6-30-13)

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1. nice looking melons, but doesn't say anything about how to grow them, just what you've got. though it is a "part one" so I guess this is just the intro segment?
2. at which season am I supposed to plant them
3. how long does the watermelon took to the harvest
4. nicñ
5. whats up with the watermelon houses? I've never herd of a melon getting too much sun, not had problems with them sitting on the ground?
6. grow big for what
   
   lesson number 1 dont give watermellons water
   
   2 mix your soil with chicken poo poo
   
   3 spray every 6 weeks
   
   4 drink a beer relax watch then grow
7. Children of the corn an't got shit on children of the watermelon patch
8. It says how to grow giant watermelons????? please help as mine do not do so good. How do you grow /when to fertilize ect,ect Thank you. Mike E
9. Hi Todd, Awesome job, approx. what is the min. square feet you use for your watermelons in general sir?
10. Nice i love this
11. I've planted some watermelon this year.....They seem to grow fast. However, they are getting yellow leaves next to the ground (where I water them). Is this bad, and how can I stop it?
12. ماخذ التصميم مني
13. تشبة استراحتي مررة
14. Please, can you tell me why you cover the watermelon  ? Do you think in the desert of Nevada or Arizona can grow and how to do it ? Thanks.
15. Ok so that's how you grow big watermelon lol
16. good job and hardworking person.
17. grow marijuana.
18. nole entiendo lo que dice pero ok
19. meu deus
20. How d tell male from female and do we keep all of them or what