Bald to Badass in Two Easy Steps
Tips, Tricks
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This only works if you're not white.
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"Say my name"
"You're Heisenberg"
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I prefer the full beard, which i have. Think its tame to shave my not balding head though
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You got ID?!
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The last part was hilarious..."and if you're black then don't even worry about the goatee!" lol.
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damn it shaved my head and grew a beard, now i look like a viking.
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i opt for going full Hitman instead of going full Heisenberg cause of the dress code issues.
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I'm dying here! "if you're black don't even worry about the goatee part"
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I'm too young to grow a goatee
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But what if you can't grow a goatee? :O
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THIS IS ACTUALLY A REALLY GOOD ADVICE!!!!!!!!!!!
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3rd guy looks like matt dillahunty
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I love these pathetic idiots who shave their heads because they're balding and think they're doing it on their own terms. Please... we all know you wouldn't shave your head if you had a full head of hair with a perfect hairline. It doesn't look 'badass', it doesn't look 'dominant', it just looks like a guy with male pattern baldness who couldn't stand the way it looked so he shaved it all off out of insecurity. You fool yourself into thinking it's a legitimate look and point to statistically rare outliers (mostly fucking CELEBRITIES like Vin Diesel and Jason Statham) as evidence for this. I'll let you in on a little secret: NONE of us think it's a look. As a matter of fact, you all look like shit.
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Steps were not clear enough. I ended up with a former student and cooked some meth.
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T-that does look badass
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I can't grow a beard but at least i have full and long hair so i guess it's going for me.
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or just shave your head and get a barcode tattoo
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the first guy looked like he ran a drug cartel
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Ahhh Fuck Yeah, I look like a bouncer. Haha
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